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One of the more recent Iron Ass hOopy Casinos.
hOopy Casino
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Size (metres, W×H×L) 800 x 400 x 1050
Manoeuvrability Roll: 0.5
Pitch: 0.15
Speed: 0.175 LM
Rotating No
Energy recharge rate Good (4.0)
Armaments None
Defenders 8x Casino
Security
OXP or standard OXP
Beacon C


Sidewinder Casino Security
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Size (W×H×L) 65m×15m×35m
Cargo capacity 0 TC
Cargo bay extension N/A
Maximum speed 0.37 LM
Manoeuvrability Roll: 2.8
Pitch: 1.8
Energy banks 3
Energy recharge rate

Medium (2.5)

Gun mounts Fore
Missile slots 0
Shield boosters available No
Military shields available No
Hyperspace capable No
OXP or standard OXP
Available to player No
Base price N/A

Overview

hOopy Casino is a term that may refer to both a type of interstellar gambling establishment, and a manner of space ship. It is frequently a hovering presence in the vicinity of the space stations of affluent worlds. All lawful creatures of means may enter the ship, either to wager credits in a game of chance, or to trade goods in its unorthodox market index.

Background

Multi-billionaire and FurCorp heiress Magda DeMug first dabbled in commercial enterprises founding CoachWhip Inc. Her fleet of CoachWhip luxury liners provide a first class transport service to well-heeled business executives, VIPs and anyone else who can afford the 5,000 Cr ticket price. Having established a profitable enterprise fleecing the idle rich, the heiress turned her acute feline business mind to the question of sucking credits from the pockets of the proletariat.

The basic hull of the CoachWhip liner was completely stripped, removing the cargo bay, hyperspace drive and inter-system drive. A docking port was added and the internal structure re-fitted as a luxurious casino. The platforms were then deployed in geo-stationary orbit near the main GalCop Station in technologically advanced systems throughout the eight galaxies.

Herald Ad-Droids within the aegis attempt to attract customers.
Promotion of the one and only eerie musical act to be experienced at any hOopy Casino.

Thus was the chain of hOopy Casinos born. These dens of inequity are found in systems with a Tech Level of 11 or more. In such a system, setting an Advanced Space Compass to C will locate the nearest hOopy Casino.

The hOopy Casino Chain

Commanders who chose to dock with a hOopy Casino are quickly ushered into the vast gaming halls, here to be offered the opportunity to win or lose credits in games of chance.

Having entered the casino area of the station, some Commanders will never leave, succumbing to the illusion that they have developed a system to "beat the hoops". These doomed lost souls are frequently seen wagering their final Credits, their ship, still functional organs, or their spouse, on just one more chance at a throw of the hoops.

Commanders of a more level-headed nature visit hOopy Casinos for the purpose of trading. Those who can resist the charms of the complementary drinks and scantily clad croupiers available in the main casino area of the orbital platform may engage in trading on the station’s commodity market. The casinos often have a surplus or deficient of certain goods that an observant trader may sometimes make more profit by off-loading or purchasing his cargo at the casino rather than the system’s GalCop station.

A hOopy Casino ship is protected by a reasonably strong shield, although it carries no weapons. The casino management rely on the fact that the casino closely orbits the GalCop Station, which will launch Vipers to defend the orbital platform from attack. Additionally a small fleet of Security Sidewinders in hOopy livery are stationed aboard to defend the casino if needed.

The preternatural music that makes one's stay at a HOopy Casino seem like one long, absurd and improbable dream, is a number perpetually performed by the holograms of Jonny Cuba & The Fierce Frogs. Rumour claims it is a transmission of a live performace.

Approaching one of the antique pink hOopy Casino ships.

Download

Links

The Planetfall OXP has an addon OXP placing hOopy Casinos on the planet surface.

Legacy

  • Note that the term "hoopy casinos" were inherited from the goatsoup recipe in Classic Elite. See for example the F7 screen description of Aronar.

Version info

  • Version 1.1.x Iron Ass hOopy Casino by Old Murgh, July 2022. Dark metal RELOP makeover, reverts available gambling to strict hOopy shell game
  • Version 1.3.4 No shader neonsign added.
  • Version 1.3.2 New gambling game: hOopy Hold'em.
  • Version 1.3.1 New gambling game: Blackjack.
  • Version 1.3.0 New and retouched textures and flashy shader effects. Two new gambling games: Smuggler's Run dice game and Video Poker.
  • Version 1.2.1 Always add casino ships in systems with "hoopy casinos' in the planet description.
  • Version 1.2 Translated the missionscreen handling to the new Oolite 1.74 method. Raised minimum Oolite to 1.74. No new features.
  • Version 1.1 Translated to Java Script.
  • Version 1.0.1 Fixed a bug when the player launches from the casino with F1 in the middle of some actions. With the original version it could happen no gambling was offered anymore. This version should correct that.
  • Version 1.0 hOopy Casino by Murgh, May 2005. The initial hOopy shell game. Runs correct with Oolite v1.50. Script doctor: Aegian, musical score: Jonnycuba.

Tweaks

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BGS

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