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==Laenin== | ==Laenin== | ||
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*Economic status: '''Poor Agricultural''' | *Economic status: '''Poor Agricultural''' | ||
*Technology level: '''4''' | *Technology level: '''4''' | ||
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*Neighbors: '''Terea, Oresri, Usle, Uscela, Maregeis, [[Reinen (Rough Guide)|Reinen]], Esbeus, Lerelace, [[Tibionis (Rough Guide)|Tibionis]], Xeoner, [[Xexedi (Rough Guide)|Xexedi]]''' | *Neighbors: '''Terea, Oresri, Usle, Uscela, Maregeis, [[Reinen (Rough Guide)|Reinen]], Esbeus, Lerelace, [[Tibionis (Rough Guide)|Tibionis]], Xeoner, [[Xexedi (Rough Guide)|Xexedi]]''' | ||
| − | ''"The planet Laenin is famous as being remotely named after an old hero of Coomunism. Laenin was a leader who named himself after reading a fictional book on a fictional planet called Earth. In that book a red revolution was described. This revolution made him invent coomunism. He made a sit-com. People loved it. That was long ago and the red revolution has spread all over the 8 galaxies. Today Laenin is called: the workers paradise."'' | + | ''"The planet Laenin is famous as being remotely named after an old hero of Coomunism. Laenin was a leader who named himself after reading a fictional book on a fictional planet called Earth. In that book a red revolution was described. This revolution made him invent coomunism. He made a sit-com. People loved it. That was long ago and the red revolution has spread all over the 8 galaxies. Today Laenin is called: the workers paradise."'' |
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| + | Many of the other famous leaders of Coomunism - Stoolin, Trootsky, Moo and Xe, have made pilgrimage to the Massive Mausoleum of the Maker, where Laenin sits embalmed, to see the origin of their creed. The Mausoleum is tetrahedral and the rooms surrounding the Maker are devoted to his life, the book and his sit-com. They are usually teeming with school children who are bussed in from all over the planet. | ||
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| + | Laenin is renowned for its TV dinners. Their production, their packaging, the glorious factories in which they are made, with their exultant workers - and the rejoicing farmers who happily toil away in the fields producing the necessary raw materials. The Laenians downplanet lead lives of jubilant euphoria, living in a veritable paradise. | ||
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Revision as of 10:37, 8 December 2022
Laenin
- Economic status: Poor Agricultural
- Technology level: 4
- Population: 2.4 Billion (Human Colonials)'
- Political status: Communist
- Radius: 4165km
- G: 1.05 standard
- Neighbors: Terea, Oresri, Usle, Uscela, Maregeis, Reinen, Esbeus, Lerelace, Tibionis, Xeoner, Xexedi
"The planet Laenin is famous as being remotely named after an old hero of Coomunism. Laenin was a leader who named himself after reading a fictional book on a fictional planet called Earth. In that book a red revolution was described. This revolution made him invent coomunism. He made a sit-com. People loved it. That was long ago and the red revolution has spread all over the 8 galaxies. Today Laenin is called: the workers paradise."
Many of the other famous leaders of Coomunism - Stoolin, Trootsky, Moo and Xe, have made pilgrimage to the Massive Mausoleum of the Maker, where Laenin sits embalmed, to see the origin of their creed. The Mausoleum is tetrahedral and the rooms surrounding the Maker are devoted to his life, the book and his sit-com. They are usually teeming with school children who are bussed in from all over the planet.
Laenin is renowned for its TV dinners. Their production, their packaging, the glorious factories in which they are made, with their exultant workers - and the rejoicing farmers who happily toil away in the fields producing the necessary raw materials. The Laenians downplanet lead lives of jubilant euphoria, living in a veritable paradise.
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