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==Overview==
 
==Overview==
'''Gladous Masda''', a charismatic, and by some accounts quite mad maths professor, became a known figure while teaching at the University of [[Sector1/Qutiri|Qutiri]].
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'''Gladous Masda''', a charismatic, and by many accounts clinically unstable mathematician—first rose to prominence as the Chair of Non-Linear Logic at the University of [[Sector1/Qutiri|Qutiri]]. His current status —whether living, dead, or existing as a fragment of code— remains unknown, yet he persists as a Class A Priority on the GalCop Liquidation Index.
  
As he grew increasingly outraged at the distortions of facts contained within the daily [[GalCop]] Vid-Band broadcasts, his interactions with his students began to contain less instruction in advanced mathematics and more frequently, zealous rants against the oppressive Galactic authority.
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==Academic radicalization==
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Masda was initially celebrated for his work on procedural probability, but he grew increasingly outraged at the "sanitization of data" presented in daily GalCop Vid-Band broadcasts. His lectures, once dedicated to advanced calculus, began to devolve into zealous, mathematically-proofed rants against the oppressive Galactic authority.  
Once he had officially claimed that GalCop's propaganda arm were feeding the galaxy nothing but lies designed to keep the galactic workforce ignorant and pacified, he was dismissed from his position at the university, forcing Masda to withdraw from public society. In doing so he was joined a sizeable group of his most devoted students. Not long after it became known that they had formed a radical liberation group, named [[Mnemonic Fraction|The Mnemonic Fraction]], and it would eventually become common knowledge that Masda and his group was responsible for the baneful [[Goat Soup Syntax Rupture]].
 
  
Masda scholars claim that Goat Soup terms such as "hoopy" and "gargle blasters" are particular signatures of Gladous Masda that showcase his "lunatic wit".
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Student reports from this period describe a deteriorating syllabus, where linear algebra was frequently abandoned for proofs demonstrating that GalCop's hegemony was ''"a geometrically perfect web of lies designed to keep the galactic workforce compliant, productive, and sedated."''
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==Exile==
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University administration initially tolerated his eccentricities, citing his tenure. However, the situation reached a breaking point during a live campus broadcast. Masda physically dismantled a Vid-Link terminal on air while screaming distinct probabilities of doom —a rant that, ironically, briefly became a hi-cast entertainment loop on the Vid-Bands.
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Following this spectacle, Masda was summarily stripped of his tenure and dismissed. This forced his withdrawal from public society, but he did not leave alone. He was joined by a significant cadre of his most devoted doctoral candidates.
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Not long after, intelligence reports confirmed the formation of a radical insurgent cell: [[Mnemonic Fraction|The Mnemonic Fraction]]. It is now accepted historical fact that Masda and his disciples were the architects of the baneful [[Goat Soup Syntax Rupture]].
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==Legacy==
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Xeno-linguists and Masda scholars point to the Post-Rupture vocabulary, specifically terms such as ''"hoopy", "froody"'' and ''"gargle blasters"'' —as the linguistic fingerprint of Masda himself. These absurdities are considered signatures of his "lunatic wit," permanently etched into the [[GCM|galaxy's operating system]] as a final, un-erasable act of defiance.

Revision as of 22:58, 4 February 2026

Overview

Gladous Masda, a charismatic, and by many accounts clinically unstable mathematician—first rose to prominence as the Chair of Non-Linear Logic at the University of Qutiri. His current status —whether living, dead, or existing as a fragment of code— remains unknown, yet he persists as a Class A Priority on the GalCop Liquidation Index.

Academic radicalization

Masda was initially celebrated for his work on procedural probability, but he grew increasingly outraged at the "sanitization of data" presented in daily GalCop Vid-Band broadcasts. His lectures, once dedicated to advanced calculus, began to devolve into zealous, mathematically-proofed rants against the oppressive Galactic authority.

Student reports from this period describe a deteriorating syllabus, where linear algebra was frequently abandoned for proofs demonstrating that GalCop's hegemony was "a geometrically perfect web of lies designed to keep the galactic workforce compliant, productive, and sedated."

Exile

University administration initially tolerated his eccentricities, citing his tenure. However, the situation reached a breaking point during a live campus broadcast. Masda physically dismantled a Vid-Link terminal on air while screaming distinct probabilities of doom —a rant that, ironically, briefly became a hi-cast entertainment loop on the Vid-Bands.

Following this spectacle, Masda was summarily stripped of his tenure and dismissed. This forced his withdrawal from public society, but he did not leave alone. He was joined by a significant cadre of his most devoted doctoral candidates.

Not long after, intelligence reports confirmed the formation of a radical insurgent cell: The Mnemonic Fraction. It is now accepted historical fact that Masda and his disciples were the architects of the baneful Goat Soup Syntax Rupture.

Legacy

Xeno-linguists and Masda scholars point to the Post-Rupture vocabulary, specifically terms such as "hoopy", "froody" and "gargle blasters" —as the linguistic fingerprint of Masda himself. These absurdities are considered signatures of his "lunatic wit," permanently etched into the galaxy's operating system as a final, un-erasable act of defiance.