Difference between revisions of "Other fictitious magazines"

From Elite Wiki
m (SPACE)
(added typo explanation)
Line 1: Line 1:
 +
= varia =
 
[[Image:Space1.jpg|right|240px]]
 
[[Image:Space1.jpg|right|240px]]
  
= varia =
 
  
  
Line 8: Line 8:
 
''Intergalactic Gossip''
 
''Intergalactic Gossip''
 
   
 
   
 
  
 
Spectacular news items, not rarely half made up. Sensationalist articles and anti-authority opinions.
 
Spectacular news items, not rarely half made up. Sensationalist articles and anti-authority opinions.
Line 14: Line 13:
  
 
Makes for great [[trumble]] food and comes in handy when your sanitatary unit is clogged. Planet dwellers love it though, and will expect to find it in a spacer's library, when they travel off-planet.  
 
Makes for great [[trumble]] food and comes in handy when your sanitatary unit is clogged. Planet dwellers love it though, and will expect to find it in a spacer's library, when they travel off-planet.  
 +
 +
 
[[Image:Witchcraft.jpg|left|240px]]
 
[[Image:Witchcraft.jpg|left|240px]]
 +
  
 
== Witch-Craft  ==
 
== Witch-Craft  ==
Line 21: Line 23:
  
  
An élitist publication aimed at the wealthy space travelling connoisseur, usually featuring articles about saving money, interviews with galactic celebrity entrepreneurs, and pleasant descriptions of universe's finer things.
+
An élitist magazine aimed at the wealthy space travelling connoisseur, usually featuring articles about saving money, interviews with galactic celebrity entrepreneurs, and pleasant descriptions of universe's finer things.
 +
 
 +
Curiously, the staff of all-star journalists employed by this publication have a tendency to circumvent their editors, maintaining that their level of work is far beyond the need to submit material for error inspection.
  
 
Its elaborate and expensive print material makes this a useless aid if the sanitation unit should get clogged.   
 
Its elaborate and expensive print material makes this a useless aid if the sanitation unit should get clogged.   
 
  
  

Revision as of 00:01, 25 January 2006

varia

Space1.jpg


SPACE

Intergalactic Gossip


Spectacular news items, not rarely half made up. Sensationalist articles and anti-authority opinions. Objective or reliable are not keywords to use when searching for their GalNET-location.

Makes for great trumble food and comes in handy when your sanitatary unit is clogged. Planet dwellers love it though, and will expect to find it in a spacer's library, when they travel off-planet.


Witchcraft.jpg


Witch-Craft

a discriminiating guide to space faring


An élitist magazine aimed at the wealthy space travelling connoisseur, usually featuring articles about saving money, interviews with galactic celebrity entrepreneurs, and pleasant descriptions of universe's finer things.

Curiously, the staff of all-star journalists employed by this publication have a tendency to circumvent their editors, maintaining that their level of work is far beyond the need to submit material for error inspection.

Its elaborate and expensive print material makes this a useless aid if the sanitation unit should get clogged.





What Spaceship?